Headed for the Hills

Todays rumor is that the South Madison Gang lead by Reba has finally left the Walmart. There is a warning out to the people living in the South Hills of Helena. This bunch is known to be terrorizing Deer and Antelope with cameras. In addition, there was a rumor today that Tina Faye may have been eaten by a lion but she told that lion he needed some pink bows in his hair and not to mess with her because her brothers Eddie and Drew would take care of him.